Santorum 2012

This website is for people who are behind or want to be behind former Pennsylvania senator and current U.S. presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Thanks to you, we were the first Google result for "Santorum 2012" for almost all of the primaries season.

What are we doing? Scouring America's cracks for santorum. Crevices too. In the true spirit of santorum, most of these pictures are taken with the crappiest camera possible. Submit your own and maybe some of the dignity of Santorum's name will rub off on yours.

Go to "About" if you don't understand this website. For other, less literal ventures in bottom feeding, go to JPG Clog, my blog.

     
    

About

If you don’t know what’s happened to poor Senator Rick Santorum’s last name, just google it and you’ll see what the gays have done with it. Santorum is now no longer fit for any orifice, let alone the ears. The purpose of this page is to take santorum back from the effeminazis like Dan Savage by associating it with something more appropriate, for your aural gratification.

Site-owner JPG with Senator Santorum, apparently endorsing Santorum-2012.com, at CPAC 2011

I decided on wholesome food items because they’re essentially the opposite of the unappetizing, hopefully inedible substance with which the gays have inseminated the American lexicon. If this page does its job, it’ll be the first result to come up when people search for “Santorum 2012,” (Editor’s update: It is the first result now.) (Editor’s update number 2, 2/7/12: Damn, we got knocked down to #3. At least we were the first result for several months though.) so that their first taste of santorum doesn’t stain their palette and harm this fine man’s chances of becoming president. Help us purge this abomination from the anals of history.

Part of the fun of this site is trying to guess what the food in the picture is before you read the caption. We’re throwing everything we can think of at the wall until we can find the santorum that sticks and gets sucked into the black hole of American mainstream culture.

Scour your own city’s hot spots for samples of santorum and submit them. Or just follow us. Let me know if there are any other agenda-queers I should nail besides Dan Savage and I’ll do it with gusto. 

Remember, you don’t have to be a Tumblr user to bookmark this site or show it to your friends. Spread santorum around! You can also get updates about this and other bottom-feeder websites by following us at http://twitter.com/#!/JPGClog.

JPG with Rick Santorum on an especially Jewish day at CPAC 2010

To see more by JPG, or to contact him, try http://jpgclog.blogspot.com.

Also take a look at http://Gingrich-2012.net, my pro-marriage website about Gingrich’s marriages.

Note: To be fair to Rick Santorum, I took advantage of his friendliness to get those pictures with him. I don’t claim to have tricked or outsmarted him.

If you are Mike Biundo or anybody else who works for Rick Santorum and you want to try to convince me to take this down, send me an email at jeremypgreen at gmail.