Santorum 2012

This website is for people who are behind or want to be behind former Pennsylvania senator and current U.S. presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Thanks to you, we were the first Google result for "Santorum 2012" for almost all of the primaries season.

What are we doing? Scouring America's cracks for santorum. Crevices too. In the true spirit of santorum, most of these pictures are taken with the crappiest camera possible. Submit your own and maybe some of the dignity of Santorum's name will rub off on yours.

Go to "About" if you don't understand this website. For other, less literal ventures in bottom feeding, go to JPG Clog, my blog.

     
    
First Contest Winner
Jack Shamama is the winner of our first contest with his unconventional "Santorum Soup" submission. That means he won $100 just for photoshopping the word “SANTORUM” onto a picture of a soup can. Maybe it was the element of mystery that enticed us. What is santorum soup? Is it creamy and white, or is it red with seeds and chunks in it? That’s a can of worms (hey, maybe it’s full of worms?) some of you might not want to open.
I only posted a couple of the many submissions we received because most of them weren’t good enough to put up. 
BUT YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN $100. The second contest is going on right now. Seriously, people, just take a decent picture of some food item that you think looks like santorum and send it in and you could easily win $100. Just do it, Jesus.
Do it for Rick. I’m hoping for a steady stream of santorum to start flowing in soon.

First Contest Winner

Jack Shamama is the winner of our first contest with his unconventional "Santorum Soup" submission. That means he won $100 just for photoshopping the word “SANTORUM” onto a picture of a soup can. Maybe it was the element of mystery that enticed us. What is santorum soup? Is it creamy and white, or is it red with seeds and chunks in it? That’s a can of worms (hey, maybe it’s full of worms?) some of you might not want to open.

I only posted a couple of the many submissions we received because most of them weren’t good enough to put up. 

BUT YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN $100. The second contest is going on right now. Seriously, people, just take a decent picture of some food item that you think looks like santorum and send it in and you could easily win $100. Just do it, Jesus.

Do it for Rick. I’m hoping for a steady stream of santorum to start flowing in soon.