Santorum 2012

This website is for people who are behind or want to be behind former Pennsylvania senator and current U.S. presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Thanks to you, we were the first Google result for "Santorum 2012" for almost all of the primaries season.

What are we doing? Scouring America's cracks for santorum. Crevices too. In the true spirit of santorum, most of these pictures are taken with the crappiest camera possible. Submit your own and maybe some of the dignity of Santorum's name will rub off on yours.

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Santorum Over Obama: A Cake
I made this cake to celebrate Santorum’s coming domination of Barack H. O. Bama. The bread butt symbolizes Obama’s base and the cream represents the truth bursting through.
I’ve made this before, however, and it’s normally called a “cream-squeezed butt blast.” If you’re a rye guy like me, you know how deflating it can be when you finally get down to the butt. What you often find in your hands is too hard to save for the morning, too crusty for oil, and too weirdly shaped to put in your mouth. At least that’s how it is with me. Maybe it’s different for you, I don’t know.
Fortunately I have a solution! Just stick some Cookies ‘N’ Cream between the two sides of the bun, heat things up, and have a camp meal that would delight a scoutmaster.

Santorum Over Obama: A Cake

I made this cake to celebrate Santorum’s coming domination of Barack H. O. Bama. The bread butt symbolizes Obama’s base and the cream represents the truth bursting through.

I’ve made this before, however, and it’s normally called a “cream-squeezed butt blast.” If you’re a rye guy like me, you know how deflating it can be when you finally get down to the butt. What you often find in your hands is too hard to save for the morning, too crusty for oil, and too weirdly shaped to put in your mouth. At least that’s how it is with me. Maybe it’s different for you, I don’t know.

Fortunately I have a solution! Just stick some Cookies ‘N’ Cream between the two sides of the bun, heat things up, and have a camp meal that would delight a scoutmaster.

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