Santorum 2012

This website is for people who are behind or want to be behind former Pennsylvania senator and current U.S. presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Thanks to you, we were the first Google result for "Santorum 2012" for almost all of the primaries season.

What are we doing? Scouring America's cracks for santorum. Crevices too. In the true spirit of santorum, most of these pictures are taken with the crappiest camera possible. Submit your own and maybe some of the dignity of Santorum's name will rub off on yours.

Go to "About" if you don't understand this website. For other, less literal ventures in bottom feeding, go to JPG Clog, my blog.

     
    
Reader Submission: Butterscotch Sampler
You can tell John Vick put his sweat and blood into this effort. The great thing about Santorum 2012 is that it isn’t just meant for top chefs. It’s meant for bottom tasters and dabblers like you and me.
Fudge isn’t the only thing we pack here. Sometimes a crack experimenter like John here will find enough butterscotch to roll into a tasty mound. He then drizzles the leftover seminal fluids on the rim.
Notice the little raspberry pellets pervading his stream. He should get that checked out by a doctor. Every health expert in the country should be aware of this fruity concoction so they can better advise their patients on a healthy nighttime alternative to the cream pies and the diarrhea-inducing loads we’re filled with every night.

Reader Submission: Butterscotch Sampler

You can tell John Vick put his sweat and blood into this effort. The great thing about Santorum 2012 is that it isn’t just meant for top chefs. It’s meant for bottom tasters and dabblers like you and me.

Fudge isn’t the only thing we pack here. Sometimes a crack experimenter like John here will find enough butterscotch to roll into a tasty mound. He then drizzles the leftover seminal fluids on the rim.

Notice the little raspberry pellets pervading his stream. He should get that checked out by a doctor. Every health expert in the country should be aware of this fruity concoction so they can better advise their patients on a healthy nighttime alternative to the cream pies and the diarrhea-inducing loads we’re filled with every night.

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